...have u heard about the law of attraction...good...i thought that u may have...well i have learned about a few other laws on this trip...like the law of dirt...like the propensity for dirt to show up un expectedly in the wierdest places, crevices, holes etc...most specfically the law of un-natural finger nail dirt...as in my nails are really dirty...i'm not really sure how it happens and if there's a latin name for it i haven't the faintest idea...one moment i hop out of the shower...fresh and clean...and with in moments i'm dripping in sweat and my nails look like i have been routine around in a massive pile of pig shit...
now this leads me to the realization that i have a little neurosises (sp) about dirty finger nails...i absolutely apore them...all in all its not really that bad of a neurosises i guess...so if u see me fidgiting with my nails it's not that i'm looking for crack or anything like that...
living with 100% humidity has also taught me ****SPECAIL MARK ALAN GREENBERG NEWS FLASH COMING HERE****that although i don't need to wear old spice under arm stick at home...over here the story is a little different...turns out in asia with 40 degree heat and 100% humidity when i sweat i smell...now this is not a news flash as i'm sure that many earthlings share my same same situtation...however as the same same saying goes...ie same same but different...over here in asia when i have smelly pits the smell...no joke...resembles...well it smells a little like pepperoni pizza...no joke...i guess it could be a lot worse...and i wish i could take a picture to show you...or capture the smell some how...but i'm sure that u have a detailed enough image...
i guess my diet over here may have something to do with it...although i haven't been eating pizza or pepperoni...who knows...to make matters worse the specail over priced capers organic deoderant that i bought doesn't really work on south east asia pepperoni under arm smell...
hmmmm....i do not know what this means....
peace
mag19
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
You expect tall tales of crazy travel adventure's. And you get smelly arm pits. This post put a smile on my face at least. Shower up. Can't wait to hear how the Monk Retreatr goes. Be well.
Post a Comment